- "They don't call her Miss Information for nothing!"
- ―Father Time, after Miss Info gets another fact wrong
Miss Information is one of the main characters of Histeria! She is a ditzy tour guide who leads a group of tourists (often consisting of Cho-Cho, Lucky Bob, and three nameless extras) through various moments in history, as if the world is her own personal museum. As her name suggests, she is constantly getting her facts wrong or mixed up, often coming up with some demented logic to justify her statement (for example, she believes the Washington Monument is not named after George Washington because it is not called the George Monument).
Characters: Father Time • Big Fat Baby • Miss Information • World's Oldest Woman • Loud Kiddington • Froggo • Charity Bazaar • Aka Pella • Pepper Mills • Toast • Cho-Cho • Lucky Bob • Pule Houser • Susanna Susquahanna • Fetch • Mr. Smartypants • Chit Chatterson • Bill Straitman • Sammy Melman • Lydia Karaoke