Toast is a clueless male teenager featured on Histeria!, so (nick?)named for his permanently sunburned skin. He hosts a talk show titled Ask Me If I Care, in which he invites historical celebrities to tell him what they are famous for, only to eventually eject them into the sky (sometimes even into space), because he never does care about what they are telling him. He also once mentions having a rock band, which he names Nasty Head Wound, and also mentions that he has an uncle named Melba.
Characters: Father Time • Big Fat Baby • Miss Information • World's Oldest Woman • Loud Kiddington • Froggo • Charity Bazaar • Aka Pella • Pepper Mills • Toast • Cho-Cho • Lucky Bob • Pule Houser • Susanna Susquahanna • Fetch • Mr. Smartypants • Chit Chatterson • Bill Straitman • Sammy Melman • Lydia Karaoke